Christmas at the Careys

With her current Christmas hit seems like Mariah Carey is indeed having a wonderful holiday in Aspen and she can't keep herself off Twitter and facebook! She even posted a pic of Nick Cannon wearing animal slippers!

Priscilla Chan Facebook Timeline Photo

Now this is sweeter than that awkward wedding pic. I don't know, but something about that dog makes them seemed more human as a couple

A Facebook Wedding

As Mark Zuckerberg wed thee Priscilla Chan in a surprise wedding ceremony, the spontaneity of it should have been enough to put smiles on everyone's faces. Why not? A Billionaire's low key wedding shared intimately with a close circle of friends and family, then posted for the world to see on Facebook is what social media is all about. Stuff of dreams, mind you.



But what surprised me here is their candid and offputting wedding photo, bride and groom apart, non-smiling and quite stiff. They've been living together for quite sometime, its not like their diving into a pool of uncertainty, both have their shit together. He, the young billionaire in a hoodie and She, the young resident doctor who can hold her ground.

So why is this wedding portrait giving me the vibe of Norman Rockwell's American Gothic sans the pitchfork? Maybe Priscilla Chan is not happy to marry a tech eccentric billionaire after all?

Quibids Facebook Timeline

In all honesty, this is my fave US bid site, but that picture of their bidding mascot fiend who looks like a freakin' serial killer is all over their facebook page. It's stupid marketing if you ask me. Is Quibids trying to scare people off? They should really remove the creepy dude off their FB page, it makes them look like total scammers!

Funniest Face Book Timeline Photo

So mush WIN with this one!

Still hate the Facebook timeline layout though

Molly Sims Hot Facebook Cover Photo

American model and actress Molly Sims is known for hot bod gracing the covers of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues. The model mama is married to bigshot producer Scott Stuber (The Kingdom, The Break-Up). They are currently expecting a beautiful baby boy :)

The Facebook Culinary Team: Daily Eats at the House of Zuck

So what does Facebook feed its employees? Just looking at their fab food porn alone, makes me want to send my resume and hope for a job at Facebook. I mean whoa! this stuff is just way too good. MMmmmmm....

Here's sample of the FB Menu:

CAFÉ EPIC DINNER ~PASTA BAR~
~ENTRÉE~
Herb Roasted Chicken Breast
Seared Italian Sausage

~VEGGIES~
Bite Size Eggplant Parmesan
Roasted Mushrooms
Steamed Broccoli

~STARCHES~
Rigatoni Pasta
Whole Wheat Penne
Steamed Brown Rice

~SAUCES~
Rustic Bolognese Meat Sauce
Spicy Tomato Sauce
Pesto Sauce

~CONDIMENTS~
Roasted Red Bell Peppers
Sun Died Tomatoes
Parmesan Cheese
Fresh Basil
Chili Flakes
Black olives

~DESSERTS~
Tiramisu
Linzer Sandwich Cookies
ENJOY!

Truly amazing eats at the Facebook Cafe

Some employees can't thank the Chef enough and the rest of the FB culinary team. They're practically in sync with what the tech-heads need to chow down on any given weather.

"OMFG - Froze my bike off riding my ass to work this morning. So so happy you guys had French Toast BLTAs and hot chocolate w/ marshmellows laid out. You ROCK!"

So how does one join the FB family? Do you need to buy a huge lot of the freakin' stock? I just want a small taste of the FB kitchen. Nom! nom! nom!

BidCactus Facebook Timeline

Another penny auction site on facebook- is the timeline photo appealing enough you'd go bid? I do like the balloon buttons I give 'em that!

Mark Zuckerberg Timeline Photo

What's the best way to begin this blog but with the Facebook timeline photo of its anti-social founder Mark Zuckerberg. The dog is cute BTW!